Saturday Morning

I've wanted a fedora for a long time. I think they look amazingly cool. Last night I got one at a store in the worst mall in the region, possibly the country. There was a lady and her 11 year old(ish) daughter running the store. It was like an urban clothing store (in my mostly rich white suburb. go figure). I kept asking the 11 year old what she thought, and if the hats I was trying on looked good. She would only agree with what I said. She wasn't helpful at all. Despite her indifference, I was able to find something that I liked, and I got it. It looks remarkably like this:

and this:

So I am now the proud owner of a fedora. I used it last night to the fullest. Man, good times hanging out in the lobby of our building, pretending to be wax figures and rearraning the plants to make the back door look unusable and manning the elevator... Not sure why people were looking at us funny.