Thoughts on Life and Stuff (TOLAS)

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Saturday, June 02, 2007

No birds, just bees

Poll: Bees are disappearing around the world due to

A: the proliferation of cell phones

Or

B: a terrorist plot by Osama Bin Laden

Those appear to be the only options. Either way, it's a metaphor for the collapse of the federal government. This is what I learned yesterday from the Washington Post.

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2 Comments:

  • At 6/04/2007 11:15 PM , Blogger Renee said...

    what if the proliferation of cell phones is also a terrorist plot to kill us all slowly with cancer? then, even if it's (a), it's really (b)

    ...wow, since when does the washington post have extra column inches to print things like this?

     
  • At 6/05/2007 10:59 PM , Blogger mmm... said...

    It's a very strange article. It really doesn't say anything at all. John Cusack would be disappointed. It threw me off when I read it; as you implied, not typical Post fare. Frankly I think the bees just got tired of doing all that work for us and retired to Key Largo. But that's just me.

     

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