Less Filling, Tastes Gross

I'm not a big fan of aftertaste. Some foods have it, many beers have it, and even particularly strong household cleaners can leave you with a bitter flavor in your mouth. (Yes, when you clean with them. I don't drink household cleaners.) One place I would NOT expect a gross aftertaste is toothpaste. Crest Pro Health, you have major issues, you disgusting minty-carp flavored goop! Blech...