Ranks 100 on the loser scale

So you know what I did today? I actually knocked the wind out of myself. It was really amazing. I was trying to yank duct tape off a former tornado apparatus, and as it ripped off, my pulling hand hit me hard, square under the sternum. "Oooooph" I said, and then I could say very little. I staggered around the apartment a little, but to no avail. My wind was gone. It was made worse by the fact that I was attempting to laugh at my ridiculousness, but there was no air remaining to laugh, and then I tried to laugh at that fact, but again same problem. I forgot what having the wind knocked out of you (knocking the wind out of you?) feels like. Not all that fun, except the hilarity of it all. I guess I just don't know my own strength... Or something.

I guess I won't be needing Flex Wheeler workout videos anytime soon.
Also, Flex Wheeler is a kidney transplant survivor.