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Good news everyone! Winter is over! After months of agony, spring is finally here! It got up to 63 today, and rather than pitch black, I'm seeing hot sunsets on my way home from work. Good times all around. Wiffleball, and golfball baseball, and jedi wiffleball will soon follow. Wait, what's that? It's only January? We still have more than 2 months of winter to go? Man, that's embarrassing... For winter that is. What a lame-o. Can't even launch frozen pellets at us, much less give us igloo weather. Winter, you couldn't even freeze a cup of water! For 2006, the scorecard looks like this: Spring 1, Winter 0.

Stuff like this may happen in Switzerland, but here in America, we have a little
thing going for us called Global Warming. They're jealous of our CFCs I'm sure.