S-words

Sword swallowers more likely to be injured when distracted or swallowing 'unusual' swords

No surprises here. In a related study, chainsaw jugglers sometimes get cut by chainsaws. Also, what's the deal with the apple lady? Does eating apples help with the sword swallowing? Is she about to swallow a whole apple and then use a sword to make belly applesauce? Or is she just confused about what a sword actually is? Juxtaposition at its finest.

"Sabre!"
"No."
"It begins with a bloody 's'!"