And I start to complain that there's no rain

So I might very well be the worst dresser ever. I'm not talking about style-wise, although I know people have some complaints after the whole fedora thing (IT'S NOT TOO POINTY!). I just have trouble getting dressed in the morning. I've been working for months now, and my wardrobe hasn't changed much at all. I have 5 pant choices (blue, black, and three shades of khaki), 7 or 8 shirts, and a dozen or so ties. That's 480 options, but in reality, I have like 20 combos that make any sense at all. And yet, every morning I stare at my closet, trying to figure out what to wear. I only have 2 really killer combos: Black pants Red shirt Red/Grey tie, and Black pants Beige shirt Black tie. But I can't over use them, or they lose their edge, so I save them for (metaphorical) rainy days, when I need a confidence boost or have an important meeting. I have three other standby combos: White shirt Blue pants Baby Blue tie, Khaki pants Green shirt and tie, and Blue pants Blue shirt Red tie. I don't want to overwear them, or I lose my average looks. So most days I just stand there, staring at my closet, thinking things like, "Can I pull off Grey shirt Blue pants Gold tie? No, I did that last week, and it looked horrible. Um, alright, I know this shirt matches nothing, but let's see how it looks with this." Multiple days a week I get dressed, am about to head out the door, and have a crisis of confidence and change everything. I'm also the worst clothes buyer ever. I see something, think it'll go with something else and buy it, but it never quite goes right. I have a whole tie rack of ties that match nothing. Then, knowing this, I go to the store, see a tie I like, buy it, bring it home, and realize it matches even less than the ties I have. The guys at the store are no help. They make suggestions, and it looks all great in the store, but they never quite work either. I think they pick something, send me away, and as I'm leaving they have a huge laugh at how foolish I look.

Today, I woke up late, showered quickly, got dressed without much thought, and headed out the door. Then, in the elevator, I realized that I had no tie on. It was very disconcerting. So I headed back up, the whole time thinking about my tie options so I wouldn't waste time staring at my closet, since I was already late. I picked one that had roughly the colors I was wearing and tied it in the elevator. I never even looked at it all day, so I have no idea if it actually worked. But I saved a bunch of time. I think this is my new strategy from now on. The no look dress. I won't ever use my mirror. It'll be great! Until something disastrous happens like Blue pants Green shirt Black tie, and I get fired for not being able to dress myself.